JOKES!!

Man comes home, finds neighbor on top of wife. He rushes out screaming, wat 2 do? If i hit him on head, its murder. If i hit him on butt it goes in further!

Lady was trying on a dress. Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!' Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?' Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a big BBQ pit just for a small sausage

A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattoed on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u go again, trying to put words in my mouth.

Unborn twins saw a penis approaching. 1st twin : Papa coming, papa coming. 2nd twin : U fool, it's uncle Bob lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!